Best quotes to send by SMS
Gloria Naylor Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time for silence. A time to let go... And a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it's all over.
Author: Gloria Naylor

Satchel Paige Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.
Author: Satchel Paige

Randy K. Milholland Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

John Constable I never saw an ugly thing in my life: for let the form of an object be what it may - light, shade, and perspective will always make it beautiful.
Author: John Constable

Margaret Cho Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever.
Author: Margaret Cho

The best jokes to send by SMS
Hair and bald jokes Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir. Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up, will you?
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Hair and bald jokes Why did the bald man go outside ? To get some fresh hair !
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Hair and bald jokes Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?
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Hair and bald jokes Customer: Why is my hairline receding? Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.
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Hair and bald jokes If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive? On clipper ships.
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