Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time for silence. A time to let go... And a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it's all over.
Author: Gloria Naylor

Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.
Author: Satchel Paige

Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

I never saw an ugly thing in my life: for let the form of an object be what it may - light, shade, and perspective will always make it beautiful.
Author: John Constable

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever.
Author: Margaret Cho

Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir. Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up, will you?
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Why did the bald man go outside ? To get some fresh hair !
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Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?
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Customer: Why is my hairline receding? Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.
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If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive? On clipper ships.
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