Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.
Author: Satchel Paige

Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

I never saw an ugly thing in my life: for let the form of an object be what it may - light, shade, and perspective will always make it beautiful.
Author: John Constable

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever.
Author: Margaret Cho

Sin bravely...We will never have all the facts to make a perfect judgement, but with the aid of basic experience we must leap bravely into the future.
Author: Russell R. McIntyre

Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?
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Customer: Why is my hairline receding? Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.
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If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive? On clipper ships.
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What kind of hair do oceans have ? Wavy !
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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ? Permanent waves !
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