So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or we'll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we'll come work for you.' And they said, 'No.' So
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Socialism failed because it couldn't tell the economic truth; capitalism may fail because it couldn't tell the ecological truth.
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Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
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Some days you're a bug, some days you're a windshield.
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Some men just aren't cut out for paternity. Better they should realize it before and not after they become responsible for a son.
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What does a Gorilla learn first in school? The Apey-cees!
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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus? You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
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What's black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.? A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!
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Where did the Gorilla play baseball? In the bush leagues,of course!
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Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb? A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!
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