Best quotes to send by SMS
Steve Jobs So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or we'll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we'll come work for you.' And they said, 'No.' So
Author: Steve Jobs

Lester Brown Socialism failed because it couldn't tell the economic truth; capitalism may fail because it couldn't tell the ecological truth.
Author: Lester Brown

Daniel J. Boorstin Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
Author: Daniel J. Boorstin

Price Cobb Some days you're a bug, some days you're a windshield.
Author: Price Cobb

Lois McMaster Bujold Some men just aren't cut out for paternity. Better they should realize it before and not after they become responsible for a son.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

The best jokes to send by SMS
Gorilla jokes What does a Gorilla learn first in school? The Apey-cees!
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Gorilla jokes What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus? You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
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Gorilla jokes What's black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.? A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!
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Gorilla jokes Where did the Gorilla play baseball? In the bush leagues,of course!
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Gorilla jokes Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb? A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!
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