Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.
Author: Terry Pratchett

Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is staggering.
Author: R. Buckminster Fuller

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Author: Lynda Barry

Sometimes people do things that hurt and it's not because they mean to. They just do. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you, but you end up hurt because of it.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

Senescent judges show how patriotic they are by passing out hard sentences for tearing up a draft card or following one's conscience according to the principles established by our country at the Nuremburg trials.
Author: Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in ? Yes, here is a paper bag !
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Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back. Harry: Pity it's not on her head!
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

Customer: Why doesn't my hairline look good? Barber: It's on the same old head.
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For what person do all men take off their hats? The barber.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes