How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.
Author: Benjamin Disraeli

If your morals make you dreary, depend on it , they are wrong.
Author: Robert Louis Stevenson

So full of artless jealousy is guilt, It spills itself in fearing to be spilt.
Author: William Shakespeare

So little time and so little to do.
Author: Oscar Levant

So many new ideas are at first strange and horrible, though ultimately valuable that a very heavy responsibility rests upon those who would prevent their dissemination.
Author: J. B. S. Haldane

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
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This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can't think what possessed her.
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What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!
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What European capital has the most ghosts? Boodapest!
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What kind of street does a ghost like best? A dead end.
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