So it is with minds. Unless you keep them busy with some definite subject that will bridle and control them, they throw themselves in disorder hither and yon in the vague field of imagination. ..And there is no mad or idle fancy that they do no bring fort
Author: Michel de Montaigne

I don't confuse greatness with perfection. To be great anyhow isthe higher achievement.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work.
Author: Peter Drucker

Socialism is nothing but the capitalism of the lower classes.
Author: Oswald Spengler

Some are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same.
Author: Pearl Buck

How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy' Calendar? She was 'Miss Ape-ril!'
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How do you make a Gorilla float? Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!
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How does a Gorilla become another animal? When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!
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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming? Paul, stop monkeying around!
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What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris? Ape Suzettes!
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