Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.
Author: Philip K. Dick

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
Author: David Letterman

Sound character provides the power with which a person may ride the emergencies of life instead of being overwhelmed by them. Failure is... the highway to success.
Author: Og Mandino

Speak what you think today in hard words and tomorrow speak what tomorrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said today.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Speech is human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead: therefore we must learn both arts.
Author: Thomas Carlyle

Who succeeded the first President of the USA ? The second one !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes

Why were the early days of history called the dark ages ? Because there were so many knights !
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What was Camelot famous for ? It's knight life !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ? He liked to chop and change !
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What do history teachers make when they want to get together ? Dates !
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