Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
Author: Barry Switzer

Some people make headlines while others make history.
Author: Philip Elmer-DeWitt

Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall.
Author: William Shakespeare

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
Author: W. C. Fields

Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
Author: William Shakespeare

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
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A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party.
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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ? It was for 'tick or tweet' !
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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!
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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners!
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