Best quotes to send by SMS
Fletcher Knebel Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Author: Fletcher Knebel

Kin Hubbard So far I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.
Author: Kin Hubbard

Michel de Montaigne So it is with minds. Unless you keep them busy with some definite subject that will bridle and control them, they throw themselves in disorder hither and yon in the vague field of imagination. ..And there is no mad or idle fancy that they do no bring fort
Author: Michel de Montaigne

Lois McMaster Bujold I don't confuse greatness with perfection. To be great anyhow isthe higher achievement.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Peter Drucker So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work.
Author: Peter Drucker

The best jokes to send by SMS
Ghost jokes Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."
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Ghost jokes Student l: "Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?" Student 2: "They are?" Student 1: "Sure. It's in the Bill of Frights!"
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Ghost jokes What Central American country has the most spooks? Ghosta Rica!
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Ghost jokes How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint? He gets pale as a sheet.
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Ghost jokes What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival? The roller ghosted.
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