I don't confuse greatness with perfection. To be great anyhow isthe higher achievement.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work.
Author: Peter Drucker

Socialism is nothing but the capitalism of the lower classes.
Author: Oswald Spengler

Some are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same.
Author: Pearl Buck

Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
Author: T. S. Eliot

How does a Gorilla become another animal? When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!
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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming? Paul, stop monkeying around!
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What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris? Ape Suzettes!
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What gives a gorilla good taste? Four years in an Ivy League school!
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What is the Ape monster's name? Godzilla Gorilla!
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