Sleep after toil, port after stormy seas, ease after war, death after life does greatly please.
Author: Edmund Spenser

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Author: Fletcher Knebel

So far I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.
Author: Kin Hubbard

So it is with minds. Unless you keep them busy with some definite subject that will bridle and control them, they throw themselves in disorder hither and yon in the vague field of imagination. ..And there is no mad or idle fancy that they do no bring fort
Author: Michel de Montaigne

I don't confuse greatness with perfection. To be great anyhow isthe higher achievement.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

A butler came running into his important master's office. "Sir, sir, there's a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with him?" Without looking up from his work the master said, "Tell him I can't see him."
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What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? Spook when you're spooken to.
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Which day of the week do ghosts like best? Moandays.
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Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."
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Student l: "Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?" Student 2: "They are?" Student 1: "Sure. It's in the Bill of Frights!"
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