Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going too fast - you also miss the sense of where you are going and why.
Author: Eddie Cantor

Small to greater matters must give way.
Author: William Shakespeare

Men for the sake of getting a living forget to live.
Author: Margaret Fuller

So may he rest, his faults lie gently on him!
Author: William Shakespeare

So very difficult a matter is it to trace and find out the truth of anything by history.
Author: Plutarch

What do you call a ghost at midnight? A sheet in the dark!
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari? He was a big-game haunter!
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ? She was trying to get ahead !
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin.
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What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes