So convenient a thing it is to be a reasonable creature, since it enables one to find or make a reason for everything one has a mind to do.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things.
Author: Plato

So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.
Author: George Lucas

Society is produced by our wants and government by our wickedness.
Author: Thomas Paine

Magnificent promises are always to be suspected.
Author: Theodore Parker

What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?- They boo-kle their seatbelts
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How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge? He had seen a sign saying, 'Uncle Simian Wants You!'
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm? They'll both bite at anything!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes? Hold up your arm and say 'Go back, you didn't say 'May I?''
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas? As little as possible, dummy!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes