Only fools are positive.
Author: Moe Howard

Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.
Author: Robert Orben

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should just live next door and just visit now and then.
Author: Katharine Hepburn

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Author: Lewis Carroll

YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.
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A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes. The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room." She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that. The cowboy said, "Tell him your working overtime and I'll pay you the difference." She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."
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What's your dad getting for Christmas? Bald and fat.
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A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an empty chair. "Haircut, sir?" asked the barber. "No, just change the oil, please!"
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Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well, I certainly didn't come in for a shave!
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes