Slight not what's near through aiming at what's far.
Author: Euripides

Slow but sure moves the might of the gods.
Author: Euripides

Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises.
Author: Demosthenes

So convenient a thing it is to be a reasonable creature, since it enables one to find or make a reason for everything one has a mind to do.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things.
Author: Plato

What do young ghosts write their homework in? Exorcise books.
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How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat? You use a spirit level.
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What sort of violin does a ghost play? A dreadivarius.
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Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane.
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Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
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