Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink.
Author: P. J. O Rourke

Slight not what's near through aiming at what's far.
Author: Euripides

Slow but sure moves the might of the gods.
Author: Euripides

Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises.
Author: Demosthenes

So convenient a thing it is to be a reasonable creature, since it enables one to find or make a reason for everything one has a mind to do.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub? The landlord said "Sorry, we don't serve spirits."
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework? He used to go round with the oooo-ver.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall? The nightmayor.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

What do young ghosts write their homework in? Exorcise books.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat? You use a spirit level.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes