So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.
Author: George Lucas

Society is produced by our wants and government by our wickedness.
Author: Thomas Paine

Magnificent promises are always to be suspected.
Author: Theodore Parker

Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.
Author: Thomas Fuller

I can't take a well-tanned person seriously.
Author: Cleveland Amory

What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas? As little as possible, dummy!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper? Listen, hotshots, don't monkey around with me!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl? I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes? A banana split!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

What's black, hairy, and writes under water? A ball-point gorilla!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes