Some people will never learn anything because they understand everything too soon.
Author: Alexander Pope

Some things you do because you want to. Some things you do because of the needs of others in your family.
Author: Real Live Preacher

Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
Author: Evan Davis

Sometimes a good exit is all you can ask for.
Author: Sean Stewart

Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.
Author: Terry Pratchett

Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy.
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween? They're used to people 'goblin' them!
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead.
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

The Sunday School teacher asked if any of the children's parents had quoted from the Bible in the past week. Little Timmy paused, but then spoke up, "My daddy doesn't have any hair on his head. Daddy says that God put hair on everything that he was ashamed of."
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes