Best quotes to send by SMS

Our thoughts are free.
Author: Cicero
It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor in nonsense than to put out on the troubled sea of thought.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith
It is not white hair that engenders wisdom.
Author: Menander
Remember that fear always lurks behind perfectionism. Confronting your fears and allowing yourself the right to be human can, paradoxically, make you a far happier and more productive person.
Author: Dr. David M. Burns
Remember that what you believe will depend very much on what you are.
Author: Noah Porter
The best jokes to send by SMS

Q:
What would you call an Arab who owns a
harem of cows?
A: A milk sheik!
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide?
A: Because it was too cold outside.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
What do you get when you cross a Cuban
and
a Pollock?
Ricky Retardo
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
How do you stop a taliban tank ?
Shoot
the Guy Pushing it
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Q: Why do
Greek men wear gold neck
chains?
A: So they know where to stop shaving.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes