I want to believe in intelligent design, and hence I am suspicious of anything that seems to confirm my desire to believe.
Author: James Lileks

So it is that the gods do not give all men gifts of grace - neither good looks nor intelligence nor eloquence.
Author: Homer

So long as we live among men, let us cherish humanity.
Author: Andre Gide

So much is a man worth as he esteems himself.
Author: Francois Rabelais

So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or we'll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we'll come work for you.' And they said, 'No.' So
Author: Steve Jobs

Knock Knock Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ? Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche? At a ghastly station.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla? He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes