Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Author: Lynda Barry

Sometimes people do things that hurt and it's not because they mean to. They just do. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you, but you end up hurt because of it.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

Senescent judges show how patriotic they are by passing out hard sentences for tearing up a draft card or following one's conscience according to the principles established by our country at the Nuremburg trials.
Author: Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

Sometimes you feel other people's pain worse than your own. We're armored against our own troubles. We can't afford to give in to despair. Then you see someone else struggling, and it breaks your... heart.
Author: Sean Stewart

Sorrow was like the wind. It came in gusts.
Author: Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings

What should you buy if your hair falls out ? A good vacuum cleaner !
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ? Radio waves !
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

A guy walks in to the Barbershop. Barber says, "What will it be today?" Guy says, "well I want it going with my waves on top, faded on one side, plug the other, and just make it all out of shape and messed up." Barber says, "Now why in the world do you want your hair cut like that." Guy says, "That's how you cut it last time"
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Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ? On their feet !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes