Best quotes to send by SMS
Thomas Fuller Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.
Author: Thomas Fuller

Cleveland Amory I can't take a well-tanned person seriously.
Author: Cleveland Amory

Lois McMaster Bujold Some prices are just too high, no matter how much you may want the prize. The one thing you can't trade for your heart's desire is your heart.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Sylvia Robinson Some think it's holding on that makes one strong; sometimes it's letting go.
Author: Sylvia Robinson

Moe Howard Only fools are positive.
Author: Moe Howard

The best jokes to send by SMS
Gorilla jokes Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter, there's a Gorilla in my soup!'
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Gorilla jokes Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head? A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!
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Halloween jokes Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
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Halloween jokes Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat.
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Halloween jokes What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick-or-tweet!"
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