Best quotes to send by SMS
Philip Elmer-DeWitt Some people make headlines while others make history.
Author: Philip Elmer-DeWitt

William Shakespeare Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall.
Author: William Shakespeare

W. C. Fields Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
Author: W. C. Fields

William Shakespeare Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
Author: William Shakespeare

Craig Newmark Sometimes a slow gradual approach does more good than a large gesture.
Author: Craig Newmark

The best jokes to send by SMS
Halloween jokes Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ? It was for 'tick or tweet' !
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Halloween jokes What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!
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Halloween jokes What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners!
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

Halloween jokes Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

Halloween jokes Who turns the lights off at halloween ? The light's witch !
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