Best quotes to send by SMS
Mencius Sincerity is the way of Heaven.
Author: Mencius

Mark Twain I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.
Author: Mark Twain

Edgar Allan Poe Sleep, those little slices of death; Oh how I loathe them.
Author: Edgar Allan Poe

Benjamin Disraeli How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.
Author: Benjamin Disraeli

Robert Louis Stevenson If your morals make you dreary, depend on it , they are wrong.
Author: Robert Louis Stevenson

The best jokes to send by SMS
Frog jokes What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.
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Ghost jokes What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert? Dr Spook.
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Ghost jokes Did you hear about the ghost comedian? He was booed off stage.
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Ghost jokes What are pupils at ghost schools called? Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.
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Ghost jokes What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping? Lazy bones.
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