Since wars begin in the minds of men, it is in the minds of men that the defence of peace must be constructed.
Author: Unknown

Sincerity is the way of Heaven.
Author: Mencius

I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.
Author: Mark Twain

Sleep, those little slices of death; Oh how I loathe them.
Author: Edgar Allan Poe

How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.
Author: Benjamin Disraeli

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog-horn.
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert? Dr Spook.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Did you hear about the ghost comedian? He was booed off stage.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes