Best quotes to send by SMS
William Shakespeare Small to greater matters must give way.
Author: William Shakespeare

Margaret Fuller Men for the sake of getting a living forget to live.
Author: Margaret Fuller

William Shakespeare So may he rest, his faults lie gently on him!
Author: William Shakespeare

Plutarch So very difficult a matter is it to trace and find out the truth of anything by history.
Author: Plutarch

Arthur Stringer Society, my dear, is like salt water, good to swim in but hard to swallow.
Author: Arthur Stringer

The best jokes to send by SMS
Ghost jokes What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin.
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Ghost jokes What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror.
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Gorilla jokes Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas? Apesy daisy!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

Gorilla jokes How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

Gorilla jokes How do you make a Gorilla laugh? Tell it an elephant joke!
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