Slow but sure moves the might of the gods.
Author: Euripides

Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises.
Author: Demosthenes

So convenient a thing it is to be a reasonable creature, since it enables one to find or make a reason for everything one has a mind to do.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things.
Author: Plato

So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.
Author: George Lucas

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Why is a ghost like an empty house? Because there's no body there!
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play? "Don't get your sheets dirty!"
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax? Skelly-vision!
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

What do ghosts like about riding horses? Ghoulloping.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes