Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty.
Author: Leo Rosten

Sometimes its good to contrast what you like with something else. It makes you appreciate it even more.
Author: Darby Conley

Sometimes the measure of friendship isn't your ability to not harm but your capacity to forgive the things done to you and ask forgiveness for your own mistakes.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations.
Author: Steve Jobs

Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower? A bald man.
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Why was the lady's hair angry? Because she was always teasing it.
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What do you call a pen with no hair ? A bald point !
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What side of a monster has more hair ? The outside !
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Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? A: It matches their mustaches.
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