Best quotes to send by SMS
Tom Stoppard Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
Author: Tom Stoppard

John Masefield I have seen flowers come in stony places And kind things done by men with ugly faces And the gold cup won by the worst horse at the races, So I trust too.
Author: John Masefield

Eddie Cantor Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going too fast - you also miss the sense of where you are going and why.
Author: Eddie Cantor

William Shakespeare Small to greater matters must give way.
Author: William Shakespeare

Margaret Fuller Men for the sake of getting a living forget to live.
Author: Margaret Fuller

The best jokes to send by SMS
Ghost jokes What did one ghost say to another? I'm sorry, but I just don't believe in people.
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Ghost jokes Ghost: Are you coming to my party? Spook: Where is it? Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the morgue the merrier.
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Ghost jokes What is a ghost's favorite Wild West town? Tombstone.
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Ghost jokes Why were the ghosts wet and tired? They had just dread-ged the lake.
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Ghost jokes What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ? Ban-she, ban-she !
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