I am more and more convinced that our happiness or unhappiness depends far more on the way we meet the events of life, than on the nature of those events themselves.
Author: Wilhelm von Humboldt

Man is condemned to be free.
Author: Jean-Paul Sartre

Some people have so much respect for their superiors they have none left for themselves.
Author: Peter McArthur

Some people will never learn anything because they understand everything too soon.
Author: Alexander Pope

Some things you do because you want to. Some things you do because of the needs of others in your family.
Author: Real Live Preacher

Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues? His balk was worse than his bite!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army? To avoid the draft!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods? They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, 'Who is the king of the jungle?'and the deer replied, 'Oh, you are, Master.' The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he came across a zebra drinking at a water hole. The gorilla roared, 'Who is the king of the jungle?' and the zebra replied, 'Oh, you are, Master.' The gorilla walked off pleased. Then he came across an elephant. 'Who is the king of the jungle?' he roared. With that, the elephant threw the gorilla across a tree and jumped on him. The gorilla scraped himself up off the ground and said, 'Okay, okay, there's no need to get mad just because you don't know the answer.'
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Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour.
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes