So long as we live among men, let us cherish humanity.
Author: Andre Gide

So much is a man worth as he esteems himself.
Author: Francois Rabelais

So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or we'll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we'll come work for you.' And they said, 'No.' So
Author: Steve Jobs

Socialism failed because it couldn't tell the economic truth; capitalism may fail because it couldn't tell the ecological truth.
Author: Lester Brown

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
Author: Daniel J. Boorstin

How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla? He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!
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How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
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If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become? Wet!
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What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper? Listen baby, I think I'm falling for you!
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What does a Gorilla learn first in school? The Apey-cees!
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