Best quotes to send by SMS

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
Author: Terry Pratchett
Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.
Author: Bertrand Russell
Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form.
Author: Karl Marx
Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness.
Author: Confucius
Religion is about turning untested belief into unshakeable truth through the power of institutions and the passage of time.
Author: Richard Dawkins
The best jokes to send by SMS

Q: How many Osamas does it take to screw in a
lightbulb?
A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Q: What's the slowest thing in the
world?
A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow
a
mustache?
A: So he could look like his mama.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Q: Where is the world's
fastest chicken
from?
A: Ethiopia!
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Q: How do you get a German out of the bath?
A: Turn on the water.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes