Society, my dear, is like salt water, good to swim in but hard to swallow.
Author: Arthur Stringer

It is better, of cours, to know useless things than to know nothing.
Author: Seneca

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
Author: Joseph Heller

Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
Author: Barry Switzer

Some people make headlines while others make history.
Author: Philip Elmer-DeWitt

Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building? Fall-adelphia!
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Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
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Why are Gorillas underpaid? They're willing to work peanuts!
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Why did the girl Gorilla, engaged to the invisible man, call off the wedding? Because in the last analysis she just couldn't see it!
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Why do Apes like tall buildings? They want to climb the heights of the business world!
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