So little time and so little to do.
Author: Oscar Levant

So many new ideas are at first strange and horrible, though ultimately valuable that a very heavy responsibility rests upon those who would prevent their dissemination.
Author: J. B. S. Haldane

So they [the Government] go on in strange paradox, decided only to be undecided, resolved to be irresolute, adamant for drift, solid for fluidity, all-powerful to be impotent.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

'So you think *I'm* the murderer? What do I have to do to convince you that I'm not, be the next victim?' 'Well, that would be a start.'
Author: Peter Stone

Society has traditionally always tried to find scapegoats for its problems. Well, here I am.
Author: Marilyn Manson

Do Apes kiss? Yes, but never on the first date!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching? He barked g-r-r-r-illa!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

How do you make a Gorilla stew? You keep it waiting for three hours!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom, what do you have? A very large bedroom.
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign, 'Clean Washroom'? He cleaned it!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes