Some men just aren't cut out for paternity. Better they should realize it before and not after they become responsible for a son.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Some people are that - more than a parent, more than a role model, more than anything less than a religion.
Author: Margaret Cho

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
Author: Charles Bukowski

Some things have to be believed to be seen.
Author: Ralph Hodgson

Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us.
Author: Jerry Garcia

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter? They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers.
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets.
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

What do fishermen say on Halloween? "Trick-or-trout!"
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes