Best quotes to send by SMS
Lois McMaster Bujold Some men just aren't cut out for paternity. Better they should realize it before and not after they become responsible for a son.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Margaret Cho Some people are that - more than a parent, more than a role model, more than anything less than a religion.
Author: Margaret Cho

Charles Bukowski Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
Author: Charles Bukowski

Ralph Hodgson Some things have to be believed to be seen.
Author: Ralph Hodgson

Jerry Garcia Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us.
Author: Jerry Garcia

The best jokes to send by SMS
Gorilla jokes Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter? They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!
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Gorilla jokes Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers.
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Halloween jokes Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.
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Halloween jokes Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets.
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Halloween jokes What do fishermen say on Halloween? "Trick-or-trout!"
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