Some prices are just too high, no matter how much you may want the prize. The one thing you can't trade for your heart's desire is your heart.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Some think it's holding on that makes one strong; sometimes it's letting go.
Author: Sylvia Robinson

Only fools are positive.
Author: Moe Howard

Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.
Author: Robert Orben

What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick-or-tweet!"
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas? A ghoul Yule!
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

What do stupid kids do at Halloween ? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump-kin!
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween? Mash-scara!
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes