Sleep, those little slices of death; Oh how I loathe them.
Author: Edgar Allan Poe

How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.
Author: Benjamin Disraeli

If your morals make you dreary, depend on it , they are wrong.
Author: Robert Louis Stevenson

So full of artless jealousy is guilt, It spills itself in fearing to be spilt.
Author: William Shakespeare

So little time and so little to do.
Author: Oscar Levant

Which ghost ate too much porridge? Ghouldilocks.
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When do ghosts play tricks on each other? On April Ghoul's Day
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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
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This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can't think what possessed her.
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What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!
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