Socialism is nothing but the capitalism of the lower classes.
Author: Oswald Spengler

Some are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same.
Author: Pearl Buck

Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
Author: T. S. Eliot

Some people did what their neighbors did so that if any lunatics were at large, one might know and avoid them.
Author: George Eliot

Peace visits not the guilty mind. (Nemo Malus Felix)
Author: Juvenal

Which song title makes an Ape heartsick? Gorilla My Dreams!
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Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years? Hairy Truman!
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Why did the Ape jump off the building? He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!
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Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? The elevator men are on strike!
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Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money? It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!
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