Best quotes to send by SMS
Margaret Fuller Men for the sake of getting a living forget to live.
Author: Margaret Fuller

William Shakespeare So may he rest, his faults lie gently on him!
Author: William Shakespeare

Plutarch So very difficult a matter is it to trace and find out the truth of anything by history.
Author: Plutarch

Arthur Stringer Society, my dear, is like salt water, good to swim in but hard to swallow.
Author: Arthur Stringer

Seneca It is better, of cours, to know useless things than to know nothing.
Author: Seneca

The best jokes to send by SMS
Gorilla jokes How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!
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Gorilla jokes How do you make a Gorilla laugh? Tell it an elephant joke!
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Gorilla jokes If George Raft's wife gave birth to twin Gorillas, would they be the Apes of Raft?
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Gorilla jokes What did the Gorilla call his first wife? His prime-mate!
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Gorilla jokes What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla? Anything it wants!
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