Sincerity is impossible, unless it pervades the whole being, and the pretence of it saps the very foundation of character.
Author: James Russell Lowell

Sleep after toil, port after stormy seas, ease after war, death after life does greatly please.
Author: Edmund Spenser

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Author: Fletcher Knebel

So far I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.
Author: Kin Hubbard

So it is with minds. Unless you keep them busy with some definite subject that will bridle and control them, they throw themselves in disorder hither and yon in the vague field of imagination. ..And there is no mad or idle fancy that they do no bring fort
Author: Michel de Montaigne

A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said, "I have been walking these corridors for 300 years." The man said, "in that case, can you tell me the way to the toilet?"
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Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room! Ghost: Don't worry, ma'am, I'm just passing through.
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A butler came running into his important master's office. "Sir, sir, there's a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with him?" Without looking up from his work the master said, "Tell him I can't see him."
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What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? Spook when you're spooken to.
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Which day of the week do ghosts like best? Moandays.
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