Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone.
Author: Gladys Bronwyn Stern

Since we cannot know all that there is to be known about anything, we ought to know a little about everything.
Author: Blaise Pascal

Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink.
Author: P. J. O Rourke

Slight not what's near through aiming at what's far.
Author: Euripides

Slow but sure moves the might of the gods.
Author: Euripides

What's a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !
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Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ? Because her husband spawned her affections !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.
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Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."
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