Sloth makes all things difficult, but industry, all things easy. He that rises late must trot all day, and shall scarce overtake his business at night, while laziness travels so slowly that poverty soon overtakes him.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast.
Author: William Shakespeare

I want to believe in intelligent design, and hence I am suspicious of anything that seems to confirm my desire to believe.
Author: James Lileks

So it is that the gods do not give all men gifts of grace - neither good looks nor intelligence nor eloquence.
Author: Homer

So long as we live among men, let us cherish humanity.
Author: Andre Gide

Why don't ghosts make good magicians. You can see right through their tricks.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

One night, after closing time a barman is sitting at his bar minding his own buisiness, when a spectral hound floats in through the door. The barman, being an exceptionally cool kind of guy, asks "yeah, what do you want?". The phantom hound explains, in a haunting voice "I've lost my tail...... and cannot rest until a kindly barman stitches it back-on". At this request the barman stands back astonished and says to the phantom dog..... "Sorry, but we don't re-tail spirits at this time of night".
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Where would you take a ghost for lunch? Pizza Haunt!
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

How did the bootician style the ghost's hair? With a scare dryer!
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car? They fasten their sheet (seat) belts.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes