Best quotes to send by SMS
Sean Stewart Sometimes a good exit is all you can ask for.
Author: Sean Stewart

Terry Pratchett Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.
Author: Terry Pratchett

R. Buckminster Fuller Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is staggering.
Author: R. Buckminster Fuller

Lynda Barry Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Author: Lynda Barry

Randy K. Milholland Sometimes people do things that hurt and it's not because they mean to. They just do. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you, but you end up hurt because of it.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

The best jokes to send by SMS
Hair and bald jokes Look at that bald man over there. It's the first time I've seen a parting with ears.
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Hair and bald jokes Why do barbers make good drivers? Because they know all the short cuts.
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Hair and bald jokes Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor.
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Hair and bald jokes Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in ? Yes, here is a paper bag !
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Hair and bald jokes Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back. Harry: Pity it's not on her head!
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