Best quotes to send by SMS
Kin Hubbard Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Author: Kin Hubbard

Budd Schulberg Isn't everyone a part of everyone else?
Author: Budd Schulberg

Benjamin Franklin Sloth makes all things difficult, but industry, all things easy. He that rises late must trot all day, and shall scarce overtake his business at night, while laziness travels so slowly that poverty soon overtakes him.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

William Shakespeare Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast.
Author: William Shakespeare

James Lileks I want to believe in intelligent design, and hence I am suspicious of anything that seems to confirm my desire to believe.
Author: James Lileks

The best jokes to send by SMS
Frog jokes Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them!
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Ghost jokes Which ghost ate too much porridge? Ghouldilocks.
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Ghost jokes Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly? He was pleased to be back on terror-firma.
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Ghost jokes What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night.
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Ghost jokes Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship? The skeleton crew.
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