Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast.
Author: William Shakespeare

I want to believe in intelligent design, and hence I am suspicious of anything that seems to confirm my desire to believe.
Author: James Lileks

So it is that the gods do not give all men gifts of grace - neither good looks nor intelligence nor eloquence.
Author: Homer

So long as we live among men, let us cherish humanity.
Author: Andre Gide

So much is a man worth as he esteems himself.
Author: Francois Rabelais

Where would you take a ghost for lunch? Pizza Haunt!
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How did the bootician style the ghost's hair? With a scare dryer!
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car? They fasten their sheet (seat) belts.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Knock Knock Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ? Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche? At a ghastly station.
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