Best quotes to send by SMS
William Shakespeare Silence is the perfectest herald of joy: I were but little happy, if I could say how much.
Author: William Shakespeare

Kin Hubbard Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Author: Kin Hubbard

Budd Schulberg Isn't everyone a part of everyone else?
Author: Budd Schulberg

Benjamin Franklin Sloth makes all things difficult, but industry, all things easy. He that rises late must trot all day, and shall scarce overtake his business at night, while laziness travels so slowly that poverty soon overtakes him.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

William Shakespeare Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast.
Author: William Shakespeare

The best jokes to send by SMS
Frog jokes What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ? Kermit the Fog !
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Frog jokes What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !
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Frog jokes Where do you get frogs eggs ? At the spawn shop !
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Frog jokes What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new?
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Frog jokes Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them!
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