Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
Author: Joseph Heller

Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
Author: Barry Switzer

Some people make headlines while others make history.
Author: Philip Elmer-DeWitt

Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall.
Author: William Shakespeare

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
Author: W. C. Fields

Why do Apes like tall buildings? They want to climb the heights of the business world!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

Why do primates do so well in show biz? Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party.
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ? It was for 'tick or tweet' !
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes