I have seen flowers come in stony places And kind things done by men with ugly faces And the gold cup won by the worst horse at the races, So I trust too.
Author: John Masefield

Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going too fast - you also miss the sense of where you are going and why.
Author: Eddie Cantor

Small to greater matters must give way.
Author: William Shakespeare

Men for the sake of getting a living forget to live.
Author: Margaret Fuller

So may he rest, his faults lie gently on him!
Author: William Shakespeare

Why were the ghosts wet and tired? They had just dread-ged the lake.
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What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ? Ban-she, ban-she !
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What do you call a ghost at midnight? A sheet in the dark!
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari? He was a big-game haunter!
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Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ? She was trying to get ahead !
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