Best quotes to send by SMS
James Lileks I want to believe in intelligent design, and hence I am suspicious of anything that seems to confirm my desire to believe.
Author: James Lileks

Homer So it is that the gods do not give all men gifts of grace - neither good looks nor intelligence nor eloquence.
Author: Homer

Andre Gide So long as we live among men, let us cherish humanity.
Author: Andre Gide

Francois Rabelais So much is a man worth as he esteems himself.
Author: Francois Rabelais

Steve Jobs So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or we'll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we'll come work for you.' And they said, 'No.' So
Author: Steve Jobs

The best jokes to send by SMS
Ghost jokes What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car? They fasten their sheet (seat) belts.
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Ghost jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ? Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !
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Ghost jokes Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche? At a ghastly station.
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Ghost jokes Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers
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Gorilla jokes How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!
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