Society is produced by our wants and government by our wickedness.
Author: Thomas Paine

Magnificent promises are always to be suspected.
Author: Theodore Parker

Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.
Author: Thomas Fuller

I can't take a well-tanned person seriously.
Author: Cleveland Amory

Some prices are just too high, no matter how much you may want the prize. The one thing you can't trade for your heart's desire is your heart.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up? Nutty Marietta!
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Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright? Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'
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Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent? The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!
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Why did the Gorilla visit Italy? An advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!
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Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter, there's a Gorilla in my soup!'
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